Is this guy really that stupid or is he a brilliant publicity whore?  How convenient is it that he creates all of this cockless drama just before his appearance on Jay Leno’s new waste of time?  A soft interview in which Jay plays the “dead mom” card.  Please.  It all smells like dog shit.  Selfish Assbag.  Excuses?  Maybe he was all worked up over fellow Douche Joe Wilson calling Obama a “liar?”  He wanted to get back at “The Man.”  Or maybe he was distraught over Serena Williams’ recent outburst at the U.S. Open?  Maybe his latest supply of M•A•C Cosmetics didn’t get delivered in time for the VMA’s?  No matter what the excuse… Kanye West:  Douche-o-matic.